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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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