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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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