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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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