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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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