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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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