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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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