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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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