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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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