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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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