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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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