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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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