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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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