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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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