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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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