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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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