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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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