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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Champ eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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