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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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