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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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