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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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