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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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