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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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