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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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