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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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