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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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