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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮
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