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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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