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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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