Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.