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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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