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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺
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