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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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