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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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