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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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