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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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