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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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