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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊
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