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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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