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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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