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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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