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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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