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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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