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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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