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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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