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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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