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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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