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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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