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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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