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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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