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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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