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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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