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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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