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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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