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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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