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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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